Ok, first a disclaimer: This pizza has 10 gazillion calories and it probably won’t save money over ordering. It tastes incredible, however, so I still think you’ll end up ahead.


  • Half a pound of crumbled blue cheese
  • A pound of 80/20 ground beef
  • 8 slices of bacon
  • A pound of pre-made pizza dough, I used Trader Joe's
  • Barbecue sauce. I recommend Corky's if you can get it.


  1. Stick the bacon in the microwave for 8 minutes, on a plate. Sandwich the bacon in between two sheets of paper towels that have had water sprinkled on them.
  2. While that's microwaving, start cooking up the ground beef in a pan, adding garlic, salt, papper and some barbecue sauce. Cook until thoroughly brown.
  3. Roll out the pizza dough onto whatever you'll be cooking it on. I used a pizza stone.
  4. Start pre-heating the oven to 350°.
  5. Sprinkle a (un)healthy layer of blue cheese on the dough.
  6. Cover the the blue cheese with the the pound of ground beef.
  7. Layer down bacon on top of the ground beef, and then drizzle with more barbecue sauce.
  8. Sprinkle remaining blue cheese on top.
  9. Bake for 12 minutes and then check on it until the crust is a golden brown.
  10. Cut, let sit for a few minutes and serve.